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Cole's Law: Shredded cabbage.
"Of course not! I'm not a nut!" Still as funny the second time.
Cowering Rick is best Rick.
the way that one ends slaughters me every time
Oddly enough, I was cryogenically frozen in 2008, and, after having been recently unfrozen, need to catch up on Basic Instructions strips. It's good to know that they will all eventually be re-run.
In this new modern age has KFC learned to make edible slaw? I haven't gotten around to checking, yet
Now that my neighbor is keeping chickens, I know that chickens don't need extra legs to be terrifying. I make regular offerings of mealworms to Neighbor's chickens so that when the inevitable day comes when chickens take over the planet, I can say "Please remember the mealworms I gave you, Feathered Overlords, and go kill those other humans instead."
I will never again look at my "Big Bumper Bucket O' Bird Bits, Beaks 'N' Bones" with the same eyes.
Ironic, isn't it. "Family Style Dining" has none.
Nothing *wrong* with chowing down like a pig at the swill trough, just don't pretend it has any *style*. "Gusto", hell yes. Style? No. Just no.
Best strip this year. Wait... And correct use of "jibe" vice "jive." Kudos.
Whoa, Rick's hair was already short in 2009... it seems like only a few years ago that the length changed. I've been reading this comic for longer than I thought! Keep up the great work, Scott!
Ah, "Family Style Dining"-- the perfect combination of the three most meaningless words in the English language.
"...because he puts an addictive chemical in it that makes you crave it fortnightly ...SMARTASS!"
Paraphrasing the first frame: rather than create a brand new strip, it's easier to simply modify an existing one. What I am doing now in fact; the irony circle is complete.
Every great urban legend has a kernel of truth in it...
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